I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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