i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
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seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
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Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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