I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
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she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
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Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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