The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
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I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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