Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
