I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Randomize
