Non-Jews are for practice
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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