I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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