His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
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Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
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That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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