Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
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So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
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I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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