Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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