I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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