You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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