We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
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who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
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Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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