hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
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You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
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I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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