You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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