OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
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Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
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Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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