the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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