But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Randomize
