Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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