she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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