That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I just googled if crying burns calories
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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