mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
