"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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