what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
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He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
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Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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