Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
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Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
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I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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