yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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