that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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