saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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