dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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