why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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