Christians are straight up FREAKS
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
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Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
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He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
It's no shave November. This is our time.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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