Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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