lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
of course. lets lasso hookers.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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