i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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