Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Randomize
