I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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