she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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