If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
you traded sex for a burrito?
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
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When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
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I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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