Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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