My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Sorry about my life...
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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