I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
wow bdsm is so cute
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