He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
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I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
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Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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