Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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