i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
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it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
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I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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