I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
the raccoons are back...
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