i think my mom watched the whole time
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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