hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
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Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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