Whatcha textin bout Willis?
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
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he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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