Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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