belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
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Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
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