Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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