question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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