i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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