I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
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Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
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Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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