the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
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If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
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Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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