I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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