WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Randomize
